Tom Hiddleston Must Not Be An Actor, Because Jessica Chastain Is Dating Him
Didn't Jessica Chastain just say that she wasn't gonna date actors? Yeah, she definitely did, because we wrote it up like…twelve days ago. She said she dated an actor once at school, but it wasn't her most favorite thing:
“I have dated an actor before, at Juilliard, but since then, I’ve only been on a couple of dates with one and I was so freaked out someone was going to take a picture of us, because they were famous. I realized I wanted just to be able to hang out with someone… And I didn’t want to talk about the business, first of all. I love movies. But I love talking about them like when I was 15 years old. I’m a film fan, but I don’t want to talk about auditions or what movie I’m gonna do. I find that so boring.”
Even at the time, we were surprised she was willing to say that out loud to a magazine. It's one of those things where you're positive at the time that you'll always feel the way you feel right now, so you get a tattoo of Honey Boo Boo on your left bicep that you swear you'll always love, and then twelve days later you…don't love it anymore. Because that's a silly tattoo. Just like that quote is a a silly thing to say, especially for someone who's really blowing up in Hollywood right now. Honestly, good luck meeting anyone who isn't famous for the next three years, lady.
So now, in the light of this Tuesday morning, Jessica is looking at her Honey Boo Boo tattoo and going…oops. Because she is dating a famous! She's apparently getting serious with Tom Hiddleston, who played Loki in The Avengersfame. Oh yeah, lady? Oh yeah? Is he not an actor? Is that the dealie?
‘Tom is taken with Jess and it’s serious. Before Christmas she visited Britain to stay with him and meet all his family for the first time.'