This Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday Makes Me Sad

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Look, I know he took his success in the public eye and used it to proselytize Evangelism on TV alongside a mustachioed man named Ray Comfort. I know he doesn't believe in evolution and thinks that the banana is evidence of Intelligent Design. But no one — not even Kirk Cameron — deserves to spend his birthday with a cheap grocery store bundt cake, two bored coworkers, and a couple Spicy Italians on wheat.

I wonder what he's wishing for here. Probably a better birthday party and a six-inch from Quiznos. (via BuzzFeed)