There Is No Reason For Scott Disick to Be On the Cover of a Magazine

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Things I know about Scott Disick:

1. He looks like Patrick Bateman

2. He knocked up a Kardashian

3. Because he knocked up a Kardashian, he gets a bunch of money to be useless on the TV

These things do not a magazine cover make. Maybe that magazine that let Michael Lohan and Bombshell McGee be on the cover, but not a real magazine that I can actually buy at a grocery store.

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