The Truth Behind How Madonna’s Stayed Fit While Britney’s Deteriorated

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You know, it's strangely good timing that yesterday we were watching Madonna and Britney‘s kiss at the 2003 VMAs and wondering what the hell happened to Brit. After all, she was lithe and gorgeous back then — and now she looks like she's constantly on the verge of tears.

And then there's Madge. Remember the top photo where she looks like Skeletor? And now she's hotter than ever and dating 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat!

So it all comes back to that fateful performance eight years ago. Britney, get away while you still can!

[BlondeBOI via BuzzFeed]