The Honest Trailer For The Best Picture Nominees Is The Only Catch-Up You Need For Sunday

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The Honest Trailer for the Best Picture Nominees Is the Only Catch Up You Need for Sunday Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar Honest trailer jpg

The Oscars are this Sunday. Are you ready? By that I mean, have you seen any of the nominated movies? Any at all? And no, Fifty Shades of Grey does not count just because of that song nomination, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even asking. If you haven’t had a chance to see all eight Best Picture nominees and you don’t have time to see them all in the next five days, you might need a catch-up. Preferably a short one with lots of jokes. Luckily, Screen Junkies just released their Oscars Honest Trailer, and it’s all you need to be prepared for your viewing party.

The trailer goes through each nominee, telling you all the most important details (well, except for Brooklyn, which apparently nobody saw but me) and giving the movies extremely accurate new titles, like No Money Mo Problems (The Big Short), Not Nearly Enough Spies (Bridge of Spies), and Survivor: Mars (The Martian). And don’t forget the movie’s many talented stars, from The Hilarious Matt Damon to Barf Vader to No Black People. ZING!

I won’t lie, though, most of the reason I’m even writing this post in the first place is that I needed to share “Leonardo Datoscardoe” with the world. No joke, I had to pause the video as soon as I heard it and laugh for a full minute before I was focused enough to continue. It might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. All the other memes and silliness — yes, even that amazing video game I told you about last week — pale in comparison. If Leo actually does win the Oscar this Sunday like everyone thinks he will, and those jokes become obsolete, at least we got this one in under the wire. #Blessed