Michael J. Fox Says Taylor Swift Is To Never, Ever Get Together With His Son

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Tina Fey isn't the only one warning Taylor Swift to stay away from Sam Fox, son of Michael J. Fox–turns out his dad wouldn't be on board with a fleeting love affair either.  When asked about the possibility of Swift dating his son, Michael J. Fox stated that even though he doesn't pay attention to Hollywood drama, he knows all about her M.O.

“I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” he asked, adding, “What a way to build a career.”

Indeed!  Adding insult to injury, Fox also said that if his son were to bring her home, he probably wouldn't even know who she was until she penned yet another song about one of her breakups:

“‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home,” he joked.

See?  Even celebrities who don't pay attention to anything revolving around Taylor Swift and her boyfriends know all about Taylor Swift and her boyfriends.  Because she went from being an “aw shucks” teenage girl who wrote songs that other “aw shucks” teenage girls identified with, to a classic Stage 5 Clinger well into her twenties writing songs that Stage 5 Clinger 8th graders identify with.  Because MONEY MONEY MONEY!

I think Taylor Swift needs to go away for the remainder of her twenties, because it's already the hardest decade of life and she just reinforces the “crazy girl” stereotype that smart, well-adjusted women in their twenties don't want to be pigeon-holed into.  I think a nice vacation at the Cirque Lodge for exhaustion is just what the doctor ordered for T. Swift.  Not another “I'm in the studio, uh-oh” cotton candy crap album.

Come back when you're 30 with a nice album inspired by a little perspective and a lot of “me time”, Taylor.

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