Our Favorite Drunk Celebrities Remind Us To Stay Classy On St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick's Day is one day away and if you're anywhere near the status of being a real 0'adult, you've preemptively already taken work off today and Monday. But just because you can now start chugging your green beer a day early and be o'hungover a day late, doesn't mean that you should lose all control. Mainly, because losing all control using goes hand-in-hand with losing all control over your bodily functions. No one wants to sit next to the overgrown leprechaun who smells like urine. That's just a general humanity rule. Sorry.
So let's go over all the ways you can stay o'classy during this traditional Irish festival of drunkery. Because the last thing you want to do is end up looking like one of these drunk celebrities.