The Spice Girls Are Supposedly Confirmed To Perform At The Olympics

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Fans of The Spice Girls, tentatively rejoice! Word on the street is that the '90s girl group sensation will reunite to play at the 2012 London Summer Olympics, despite previous murmurings that Posh Spice (a.k.a. Victoria Beckham) was reluctant to get back in the Union Jack print saddle.

According to The Daily Mail, Posh was initially a no-go but has now signed on for it, provided she doesn't have to do anything stupid, like look the other Spice Girls in the eyes or smile. But before you get your platform sneakers out of storage, remember that the Spice Girls were supposed to perform at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, too, but Victoria Beckham dashed their dreams and ours by being “too busy” with her “fashion career” to make the world happy. (Translation: she knows she's still the weakest link, vocally.)

Will Victoria Beckham finally allow all our dreams to come true? Who knows. But maybe if you wish hard enough, and clap to signify your belief in diets, she'll reconsider. And Victoria Beckham's heart grew three sizes that day.

(Via The Daily Mail)


Photo: Christian Vermaak