Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara Is So Hot That Even Her Bra Size Is News

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You've heard of Sofia Vergara, from Modern Family. Oh, I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me. I forgot that there are some people who haven't heard of her. Let me rephrase that. If you're not deaf and blind and living under a rock, you've heard of Sofia Vergara, right? She's that Colombian bombshell who plays Gloria, Manny's mom and Jay's wife on one of the most popular TV comedies on the air. Oh and she's also currently in every single commercial ever right now. She's hilarious, talented, gorgeous…and turned forty on July 10th of this year. Super unfair.

She also happens to be the September issue covergirl for Allure and she has some very allure-ing (yeah, you like that?) facts to reveal about her personal life. The most important of which is her bra size. Now I have to say, I am a very curious person, so I typically wonder something about a celebrity and immediately Google it to satiate my curiosity. Which is how I know that SJP‘s twins are named Marion and Tabitha, that Tom Cruise is only 5'7″, and that Nancy Reagan is not dead.

So with all that in mind, it's not often that a magazine is able to give me something that I didn't realize I was craving. It had never occurred to me before, but yeah, I'm really curious as to her bra size. Which is why I'm pleased to reveal to you…that Sofia Vergara's bra size is…drumroll please…32F. Holy unfairness, Batman. Do you have any idea how curvy that is? They literally don't sell that size at Victoria's Secret, which I know because I'm a 32C (sorry for the overshare), and I can barely find bras that fit. So she has the same size ribcage than me, and three cup size larger boobs. Oh god, the indignity.

I don't want to say that I'm jealous or anything, but I think we should start acknowledging the fact that Sofia is most likely an alien specimen sent from another planet to make us all look bad. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I might as well just give up now.

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