Snooki Might Be Pregnant, But I Might Be The One With Morning Sickness

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Well in case you needed another bullet point to add to your “birth control should be legal and accessible” argument, Snooki might be pregnant. Yes, that Snooki. The famous guidette, best known for her hard partying ways on the Jersey Shore, supposedly is three months along with her boyfriend Jionni LaValle's baby.

That only leaves us 6 months to prepare for the little poof's entrance into the world. And the entrance will be bigger than the trainwreck that is the Jersey Shore cast. Snooki as always is surprisingly savvy when it comes to leveraging herself to the media. According to Page Six:

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.

Apparently inspired by the success of Kourtney Kardashian turning her pregnancy into cold, hard cash, Snooki aspires to do the same. So expect magazine covers, talk show appearances and a very special delivery mini-series. If you thought her orange skin was painful to look at, wait until you see her on the delivery table (which might double as a tanning bed if the expectant mother's dream delivery room wishlist is anything like I imagine).

MTV's not too happy with this little development because not only does it mess up Snooki and JWoww's new Jersey City tv show, but it also makes them an accomplice in whatever drama results from this pregnancy. And you bet there will be drama.

So for the sake of all of us as well as my stomach, let's hope this isn't true. I'm just not ready for a Jersey Shore daycare spin-off. Yet.