People’s Reaction To These New Photos Of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

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My apologies if what you'd had planned for today involved you having faith in humanity. It just wasn't in the cards, what with all of that child attacking going on. More specifically, what with all of that attacking of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt going on. Does that sound horrible to you? Good, it gets worse.

As far as I can remember, Shiloh never particularly took to pink ribbons and tutus. And that's totally fine because it's like, whatever's clever and all. She should feel free to wear whatever she likes and is comfortable in, even if that thing that she wears is a dapper little suit. Actually, especially if it's a dapper little suit. Because who would be against a sight as adorable as that?! Surely no one, right? Wrong.

Here's what she wore to the premiere of Angie's new movie, Unbroken:

Brad Pitt Maddox Pax Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Unbroken Movie Premiere Suit Los Angeles  (Photo: Adrianna M. Barraza/WENN)

But when I said that she should wear whatever she wants up there, what I meant was “everything except what it is that she wants.” Because how she, a child, wants to dress was way too upsetting to the internet.

Here's a sample of the response to it:

This not at all crazy lady has such a fantastic point; I know that my and every historical figure's worst moments of deviancy happened while wearing a suit. It isn't even that she's a GIRL (yucky!) wearing a suit. It's the suit itself which has powers of indecency, plaguing all those who wear it. Oh wait, except for her brothers and her dad. So, okay, maybe it is that she's a girl. Hmph.

I, for one, think that she looks cute as hell. And, as long as she thinks so too (maybe cute as “heck,” although she looks too cool to even bother with that substitute word), then everyone should just relax. And, if it turns out that girls wearing suits are the cause of the deviancy in the world, then boy, does Hilary Clinton have a surprise coming for her.