Shia LaBeouf Continues His Unprovoked Assault On Apologies By Stealing One From Kanye

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For reasons that remain completely unclear, Shia LaBeouf's spent the past few weeks plagiarizing other people's work and then apologizing for it. Or I should say “apologizing” for it. The child-actor-turned-adult-douche plagiarizes other people's apologies to apologize for plagiarism. Confused? Yeah, so is everyone else. While we'd love for this turn out to be some kind of performance art a la Joaquin Phoenix in 2009, people are starting to suspect that it might be something more depressing, such as the beginnings of a full on breakdown. After all, people who are stable don't usually pull their own teeth out.

Either way, he most definitely crossed the apology line this week when he ripped off Kanye West. If there's one celebrity you don't want to anger due to fear he'll murder you and then proceed to wear you at fashion week, it's Kanye West. Dude's got a temper.

The whole thing started off when Shia decided to make fun of Taylor Swift. And while lord knows it's easy to make fun of the girl, his choice to mock a speech she gave to children in 2012 seems random as well as completely unnecessary.

But it gave him the opportunity to then apologize via Kanye West's non-apology to Taylor Swift from 2009. You know, the apology from the incident that shall not be named.

Which he then followed that up with ANOTHER Kanye apology to Taylor Swift from 2010. Because, sure, why not. Keep on making your vague point about artistic integrity via Twitter.

After that he decided to lay off Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Not because he felt bad, but probably because he felt like he had a lot of other celebrities to mock before Kanye showed up at his house and killed him. #ALLDISRESPECTTOSHIA

(Photo: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com)