The 21 Funniest Ronan Farrow Tweets To Get You Pumped For His Show
In case you still don't know him, Ronan Farrow is the son of actress Mia Farrow and director Woody Allen — or possibly Frank Sinatra. In fact, it was his mom's suggestion that Sinatra might be his father — and the hilarious response Ronan tweeted — that caused the public to sit up straight and pay attention. He even made it onto our 25 Crushable Guys Under 25 list last Fall. At only 26, Ronan has already accomplished more than a lot of people do in their entire lives. For instance, he finished college at age 15 and then went on to graduate from Yale Law School. Beginning today at 1 PM ET, Ronan will host his own MSNBC program called Ronan Farrow Daily.
In addition to his impressive accomplishments and political knowledge, Ronan's Twitter account has captivated over 200,000 followers. Whether you're interested in politics, pop culture or both, you'll find something to enjoy in his Twitter feed. So in honor of his new show, we've put together a collection of Ronan's best tweets. Read, laugh, feel inferior. By the way, this doesn't even scratch the surface, so be sure to spend the rest of day scrolling through his thoughts.
Listen, we're all *possibly* Frank Sinatra's son.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 2, 2013
Oh, what was that perfect response to the Frank Sinatra rumor I mentioned earlier? Just this one. The number of retweets really speaks for itself.
I mean, at least buy me dinner before demanding my DNA. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 28, 2013
And he didn't stop there.
Missed the Woody Allen tribute – did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall? — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014
Oh, you thought the retweets for the Sinatra comment was impressive? Just look at the number for this one, which Ronan tweeted during the Golden Globes last month. He's since remained supportive of his sister Dylan, who maintains that Woody Allen molested her.
Golden Globes SPOILER: that girl you don't recognize from that show you don't watch is wearing a dress. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 12, 2014
And that wasn't Ronan's only tweet during the Golden Globes.
Happy father's day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) June 17, 2012
One of the best things about Ronan's tweets is that he's totally open to joking about his unusual family situation.
Only thing better than Black Friday with your sister is Friday with your black sister. pic.twitter.com/f7jzg1vtWL
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 29, 2013
Like I said.
For a pro gay song, this sure does feature a lot of Macklemore clarifying that he's straight. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 27, 2014
What's that? He's also cool with making fun of Macklemore? Followed.
Even Julia Roberts doesn't know why Julia Roberts is at the Grammys. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 27, 2014
Seriously, why was Julia Roberts there?
One of my favorite Twitter personalities talking about one of my other favorite Twitter personalities? Be still my heart.
The Sound of Music: the feel good family musical of the year about leaving your fiancée to boink the nanny. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) December 6, 2013
The Postal Service lost $5 billion last fiscal year, an improvement over the prior year but still disappointing for such a successful band. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 15, 2013
“You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work bitch.”–Britney Spears and also Marx's Labor Theory of Value — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 6, 2013
Ronan Farrow: Making smart stuff accessible to pop culture obsessives since… whenever he joined Twitter.
Breaking: Iran to stop enriching uranium as soon as we stop enriching Kardashians. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 24, 2013
A+ Kardashian joke.
I've reviewed all the evidence and can confirm that I am, in fact, ready for this jelly. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 8, 2013
Ugh, how does he do it?
Michelle Obama: America's best argument for the right to bare arms. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 5, 2012
Puns! Glorious puns! Who doesn't love a good pun?
You're not somebody until a member of congress threatens to throw you off a balcony. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 29, 2014
In reference to this insane moment.
Excited to head to the hyper-exclusive Emmys after-party in my kitchen attended by only me. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 23, 2013
OMG you guys, Ronan's one of us.
Still pretty sure Ariana Grande is a Microsoft Word font. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 27, 2014
It's either that or a Starbucks drink… but this is obviously more original.
Confused by all this time they're spending not giving awards to Taylor Swift.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) August 26, 2013
He also live-tweeted the VMAs.
Well that was about as heartwarming as you can get with a torrid love affair between a horse and a dog.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 3, 2014
And Super Bowl commercials.
Kelly and Michelle about to pop out of the shallow grave Beyonce left them in after last year's show.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 3, 2014
#NeverForget. Ronan gets it.