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Now That Robert Pattinson Got Spotted Smiling At A Bar, We Can Take Him Off The Media’s Suicide Watch

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Ever since the news broke that Kristen Stewart cheated on her beloved boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the middle-aged Rupert Sanders, the media put R. Patz on suidice watch.

Day after day, stories emerged about the poor young actor struggling to accept that fact that his loving girlfriend cheated on him — and cheated on him in front of a popular tourist destination spot where it seems almost impossible that they wouldn't be caught. How could she!? And how could she do it when they're about to start promoting a huge blockbuster film in just a few months?! Now their affair would be all anyone would talk about in the months leading up the movie.

Everyone gathered at candlelight vigils and prayed that this brave young man could make it through this tragedy, that he could see beyond the lens of the paparazzi and live to open up his little vampire eyes another day. That he could find the strength to show up to the premiere of his own movie, Cosmopolis. And that, most importantly, he could go on loving and living and sexing up whoever he likes.

After all, it's Kristen Stewart who now carries the burden of the scarlet letter, not the heroic Robert Pattinson. He just holds the golden penis of tears and betrayal.

That's why we're all so thrilled to see that he finally made it off the premises of Reese Witherspoon's ranch this weekend and went out to The Deer Lodge bar in Ojai, California. That he threw off his cloak of shame and secrecy and appeared to enjoy himself in the company of other people.

An employee who says he didn't witness Rob's rebirth into society, but did want to collect on whatever Radar pays for celebrity tips says:

“I've been told by several people that RobertPattinson was here enjoying the music with his friends. He seemed in good sprits,” a Deer Lodge employee, who asked that his name not be used, tells RadarOnline.com. “I wasn't on that night so I didn't personally see him, but several others did.”

Good spirits! Wow. Maybe, just maybe if we cross our hearts hard enough, he'll be in such good spirits that he'll contact Kristen Stewart and take her back — in a call that will mysteriously got transcribed and distributed to the media.

That's right, we might soon be entering Act Two of this beautifully scripted love story. Rumor has it that they signed Taylor Lautner to make a cameo any day now.

(Photo: Gossip Teen)

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