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Robert Pattinson Caught Speaking To A Mystery Woman, Possibly Unaware He’s Back With Kristen Stewart

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Hold those wedding bells and don't pack away your mourning clothes, because it looks like Robert Pattinson spent last night talking to a woman. A woman who does not answer to the name of Kristen Stewart. (Or maybe she does, but that would just add to the horribleness of this situation.)

Earlier this week, sources confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together. (Just in time for the Breaking Dawn press tour. Wow. That's super-neat timing. Their publicity teams must be tickled pink that it worked out so nicely!) But it's starting to look like no one shared the news with Rob because he spent the early morning hours talking to a mystery blonde woman in a NYC club.

E! reports the following news in the way that only E! can — and by that I mean I think they took the grainy shots in question via their infamous mani-cam.

In a series of grainy shots, R.Pattz can be seen chatting in close proximity to an attractive young woman. The duo are seated at a table and are surrounded by other people.

WHAT!?  SPIT TAKE TIMES TEN!

Close proximity to an attractive woman? I doubt his super-professional and super-real  relationship counselor recommended that. Perhaps he's allowed to be near an ugly woman or an attractive man, but certainly not in close proximity to an attractive young woman. That seems very counter-productive to rekindling the faux-mance magic with K.Stew.

This whole back-together-but-are-they-back-together-ship just got so much more complicated and more suspenseful. It's like the series finale of The Secret World of Alex Mack, but worse, because Kristen Stewart doesn't possess the ability to transform into green slime when she wants to disappear. She just glowers menacingly at the camera — oh if only a truck full of radioactive material had exposed her to body-melting substances, she'd be so much better off now.

(Photo: Hall/Pena, PacificCoastNews.com)

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