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So Let’s Analyze Rihanna’s Instagram Pics From The Last Few Weeks

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Remember when Rihanna was just a baby, singing songs like “S.O.S.” and looking like Beyonce‘s mini-me?  Yeah, I don't either.  Because those days are long gone.  I'm no psychologist and even though I'm close, personal friends with a ton of celebrities, I don't really know Rihanna intimately.  I can only guess that a lot of unhealthiness has contributed to the things she posts, because when most people say “I don't give a fuck” they really mean that they give lots of fucks.  Maybe even infinite fucks.

So let's take a look at some of the photos she's been posting lately, because they're pretty hard to ignore.  Which is probably the intention, but I'll let you be the judge.

I think this one's pretty subtle.  What do you think she's trying to say here?

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 I think this one says, “I want you to see my boobs but then again I don't.”

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This one doesn't have an official title, so I'm calling it “The Flash In This Camera Makes My Vagina Shine Bright Like A Diamond.”

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Rihanna is clearly letting us know that 2013 will henceforth be known as “Year of the Underboob.”

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Hmm. Tricky.  Because if Chris Brown was my reality, I'd definitely need to be on drugs.  Amiright?

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This is a tough one for me.  I'm assuming she means she means a severed human head, in which case she should be careful because having both of those things is illegal.  What, am I missing something?

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My inner Tobias Funke says that you do, Rihanna. OHMYGODITSAFIRE…sale.

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(Photos: Instagram)