So Let’s Analyze Rihanna’s Instagram Pics From The Last Few Weeks

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Remember when Rihanna was just a baby, singing songs like “S.O.S.” and looking like Beyonce‘s mini-me?  Yeah, I don't either.  Because those days are long gone.  I'm no psychologist and even though I'm close, personal friends with a ton of celebrities, I don't really know Rihanna intimately.  I can only guess that a lot of unhealthiness has contributed to the things she posts, because when most people say “I don't give a fuck” they really mean that they give lots of fucks.  Maybe even infinite fucks.

So let's take a look at some of the photos she's been posting lately, because they're pretty hard to ignore.  Which is probably the intention, but I'll let you be the judge.

I think this one's pretty subtle.  What do you think she's trying to say here?




 I think this one says, “I want you to see my boobs but then again I don't.”


This one doesn't have an official title, so I'm calling it “The Flash In This Camera Makes My Vagina Shine Bright Like A Diamond.”



Rihanna is clearly letting us know that 2013 will henceforth be known as “Year of the Underboob.”



Hmm. Tricky.  Because if Chris Brown was my reality, I'd definitely need to be on drugs.  Amiright?


This is a tough one for me.  I'm assuming she means she means a severed human head, in which case she should be careful because having both of those things is illegal.  What, am I missing something?



My inner Tobias Funke says that you do, Rihanna. OHMYGODITSAFIRE…sale.



(Photos: Instagram)