Questionable Choices: Sarah Jessica Parker Wears The Most Extreme Fascinator

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Holy shit, you guys! Sarah Jessica Parker is being sucked up into a black hole! She's being vacuumed right up into it and all her molecules are going to explode or compress or whatever the hell happens inside a black hole. I'm not a scientist, you guys.

Sarah wore this insane fascinator hat thing to a luncheon in Australia. Is she trying to out-royal the royals? Wait, or is she actually a royal now? I'm pretty sure a hat is all it takes.

From another angle the hat kind of looks like a Pac-Man tribute! Which makes SJP a piece of fruit? My, oh my, what a bold sartorial choice.