18 Celebrities You Totally Forgot Were Pregnant Right Now

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I know you guys. Each and every one of you, I know you. I know you have busy jobs and lives, and if you get a little free time, it's gonna be spent watching Netflix on your couch drinking red wine out of a coffee mug. Or maybe I'm just describing my own life and assuming it's the same as yours. Who can say, really?

But one thing I know neither of us has time to keep up with is which celebrities are pregnant right now. It's seems like they're constantly popping 'em in and popping 'em out, with no regard for the news cycle at all. There are pregnancy announcements, birth announcements, first pictures, and name announcements, but it's all too fast! It's too fast, I say!

So here's a comprehensive list of all the celebrities you forgot were pregnant right now. It should last you at least through the end of the day. No promises about the end of the week.


Vanessa Carlton attending Silver Linings Playbook premiere in NYC November 2012(Photo: Andres Otero / WENN.com)

Announcement DateJune 2014
Dad Deets: Vanessa's husband, John McCauley
Baby Buzz: this will be Vanessa's first child, and she's already showing and reporting the baby moving around, so it seems like she's pretty far along!


Shakira and her boyfriend Gerard Pique attending Billboard Music Awards May 2014(Photo: Brian To / WENN.com)

Announcement DateJuly 2014
Dad Deets: Shakira's boyfriend of four years, soccer player Gerard Pique
Baby Buzz: Shakira was rumored to be about three months along at the time of the announcement, suggesting that she's due around January 2015. This will be Shakira and Gerard's second child; their first, a boy named Milan, was born in January 2013.


Announcement DateJuly 2014
Dad Deets: Alicia's husband, Swizz Beatz, with whom she already has one son, Egypt Daoud, who was born July 2010 (Swizz also has two sons and a daughter from previous relationships)
Baby Buzz: based on the photo Alicia and Swizz used to announce the pregnancy (above), it looks like she's pretty far along, although we don't know how far yet!


Chris O'Dowd and wife Dawn O'Porter attending Cuban Fury premiere in London June 2014(Photo: Lexie Appleby / Future Image / WENN.com)

Announcement Date: August 2014
Mom Deets: Chris' wife Dawn Porter, a British TV presenter two whom he's been married since 2012.
Baby Buzz: Chris announced the pregnancy during his video for the ALS ice bucket challenge, when he nominated ‘Baby O'Porter'. So cute. This is the first child for both Chris and Dawn.


Carrie Underwood and her husband Mike Fisher at the TIME 100 gala April 2014(Photo: Alberto Reyes / WENN.com)

Announcement DateSeptember 2014
Dad Deets: Carrie's husband Mike Fisher, a professional hockey player to whom she's been married since July 2010
Baby Buzz: Carrie and Mike announced the pregnancy via an Instagram photo of their dogs Ace and Penny wearing shirts saying they'd be a big brother and big sister. This will be the first child for both of them.


Kate Middleton and Prince William in Belgium August 2014(Photo: WENN.com)

Announcement DateSeptember 2014
Dad Deets: Kate's husband, Prince William (heard of him???)
Baby Buzz: the Royal Family typically wouldn't announce a pregnancy so early, as Kate is only speculated to be a few months in, but as she's currently in the hospital being treated for acute morning sickness, they wanted to release the information before it was leaked. Ironically, the exact same thing happened with Kate and William's first child, Prince George.


Liv Tyler at The Leftovers New York premiere June 2014(Photo: Ivan Nikolov / WENN.com)

Announcement DateSeptember 2014
Dad Deets: Liv's new boyfriend Dave Gardner, whom she's only been dating for a few months! Yikes!
Baby Buzz: the rumors haven't been confirmed by anyone official yet, but if they're true, this will be Liv's second child. Her first, a son named Milo with Royston Langdon, is nine years old. For his part, Dave has two children with his ex-wife, Davinia Taylor.


Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher attending the BAFTAs November 2013(Photo: Brian To / WENN.com)

Announcement DateOctober 2014
Dad Deets: Isla's husband, Sacha Baron Cohen. Or, as you may know him, Borat or Bruno or Ali G.
Baby Buzz: this will be Isla and Sacha's third child! They have two daughters already, Olive, who is 7, and Elula, who is 4.


Stanley Tucci and wife Felicity Blunt attending Mario Batali Foundation Honors Dinner October 2014(Photo: Derrick Salters / WENN.com)

Announcement DateOctober 2014
Mom Deets: Stanley's wife, Felicity Blunt (sister to Emily Blunt, as it happens!)
Baby Buzz: this is Felicity and Stanley's first child together, but Stanley has three children from his first marriage — Nicolo and Isabel (b. 2000), and Camilla (b. 2002). So I think it's probably safe to predict an Italian name.


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel attending Runner Runner premiere September 2013

(Photo: David Becker / Getty Images Entertainment)

Announcement DateNovember 2014
Dad DeetsJustin Timberlake, duh.
Baby Buzz: Jessica and JT have yet to confirm this news themselves, but she's reportedly past her first trimester, and we're really struggling not to say ‘I told you so', because we've been calling this for weeks.


Announcement Date: December 2014
Dad Deets: Her husband, David Hornsby, whom she married in 2010
Baby Buzz: This will be Emily and David's second child. Their first, Henry, was born in September 2011, almost exactly a year after their wedding. And fun fact, Emily's pregnancy is currently overlapping with her sister Zooey's, which was announced in January 2015.


Keira Knightley and husband James Righton at British Independent Film Awards December 2014(Photo: Lia Toby / WENN.com)

Announcement DateDecember 2014
Dad Deets: Her husband, James Righton
Baby Buzz: News of Keira's pregnancy leaked in December, and then a day later was confirmed by her representative. This will be the first child for both Keira and James, who have been married since May 2013.


Casey Wilson and David Caspe at the Paley Center September 2014(Photo: Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images Entertainment)

Announcement Date: December 2014
Dad Deets: Her husband, David Caspe, whom she married in 2014 after meeting through Happy Endings in 2010
Baby Buzz: News of the pregnancy leaked about a month before David and Casey confirmed it, at which point they'd been married for about seven months. This is the first child for both of them, and they've revealed the baby is a boy, due in May.


Announcement Date: January 2015
Dad Deets: Her husband, Alec Baldwin. DOY.
Baby Buzz: Hilaria and Alec announced themselves, via the above Instagram photo that shows their sixteen-month old daughter Carmen touching Hilaria's stomach. Alec also has a nineteen-year old daughter, Ireland, and will be fifty-seven years old by the time his third baby is born. Wowzers.


Announcement DateJanuary 2015
Mom Deets: his fiancée, Tricia Davis
Baby Buzz: this will be the first child for Macklemore (real name Ben Haggerty) and Tricia, who have been engaged since January 2013, and together for seven years. We don't know the gender yet, but this little fetus has a release date of May 2015.



Announcement DateJanuary 2015
Dad Deets: Her husband, Adam Housley
Baby Buzz: This will be Tamera and Adam's second child — their first, a son named Aden, is two years old. They've been married since May 2011.


Benedict Cumberbatch Sophie Hunter Moet British Independent Film Awards December 2014

(Photo: Daniel Deme / WENN.com)

Announcement DateJanuary 2015
Mom Deets: His fiancée, Sophie Hunter
Baby Buzz: Just two months after announcing their engagement in November 2013, Benedict and Sophie already have a baby on the way! This will be the first child for both.


Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik attending the 2014 Emmys(Photo: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.com)

Announcement DateJanuary 2015
Mom Deets: Her boyfriend, producer Jacob Pechenik
Baby Buzz: Zooey and Jacob have only been dating since August 2014, and their baby is due this summer, so talk about putting their relationship in the fast lane! And fun fact, Zooey's pregnancy also overlaps with her sister Emily's, who's expecting her second child later this year!

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