Patti Stanger Will Set Up ‘Jewish’ Mel Gibson
Oh, well this certainly isn't a desperate bid for attention by clinging your nails into one of the spotlighted men in the tabloid circus right now: Step right up folks, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger said she'll help Mel “Insert Crazy Shit He Said Here” Gibson with an elibgible lady with teeth to spare, if he becomes Jewish. Gah! What a Catch-22! Remember (from the first time Mel went crazy) that the Aussie hates Jews, just like his father before him!
So will Mel switch? Probs not. But hey, that's some great extra advertising for next season of Millionaire Matchmaker: We'll take abusive psychos…as long as they are willing to switch religions!