Parting Tweet: Hilary Duff Is Not Pregnant, Says Hilary Duff
For some reason or another, everyone thought today that Hilary Duff was pregnant with husband Mike Comrie‘s hockey baby. But she's not. Oh well. Still, that's a pretty sad rumor to have to dispel on Twitter. “No guys, not pregnant, just a little bloated this week.” That's what Hilary should have said. Or: “Children who work for Disney get sterilized at 13.” Also good. Oh, the things we'd say if we were Hilary Duff.