Parting Tweet: Hilary Duff Is Not Pregnant, Says Hilary Duff

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For some reason or another, everyone thought today that Hilary Duff was pregnant with husband Mike Comrie‘s hockey baby. But she's not. Oh well. Still, that's a pretty sad rumor to have to dispel on Twitter. “No guys, not pregnant, just a little bloated this week.” That's what Hilary should have said. Or: “Children who work for Disney get sterilized at 13.” Also good. Oh, the things we'd say if we were Hilary Duff.