Our Imagined Captions for Courtney Stodden’s Glamour Photos

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Like many of our readers, upon reading the news of Courtney Stodden's marriage, I was confused, shocked, and felt a little bit like a spinster (unmarried at the elderly age of 20) so I immediately flew over to her website and checked out her gallery, to see if I could maybe feel better about myself. I didn't.

However, after looking at some of her pictures with these new and improved “What was Courtney thinking to herself during these photoshoots?” captions, I did!