Only George Clooney Could Get Away With Saying He Loves Fart Jokes

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It turns out that despite being Hollywood's sexiest bachelor at the age of 50, George Clooney actually has the mind — and sense of humor — of a twelve-year-old. His recent interview with Rolling Stone garnered quite a few quotes that, with any other celebrity, would mean a PR rush to contextualize. But George can just laugh off his awkward sex stories and love of dick jokes, because that's just who he is!

Exhibit A: An anecdote about post-pubescent orgasms that most male stars wouldn't reveal unless they were blackmailed.

Clooney reveals that while he lost his virginity at the age of 16 (“young, very young, too young”), he had his first orgasm when he was much younger. “I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old,” he says. “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, ‘Oh, my God, this feels great!'”

Exhibit B: His predilection for off-color jokes, which went so far as downloading an app.

Despite his debonair appearance, Clooney's sense of humor can get a bit sophomoric. For example, the word “Johnson” always makes him laugh. “Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.' You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He's also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it's one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.”

Did you hear that? The Oscar winner plays around with iFart in his spare time. Of course, this is the guy known for pranking Matt Damon, Bruce Willis, and even the paparazzi (he pretended to be hosting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s wedding in Lake Como).