One Direction Playing Tattoo Roulette With James Corden Will Kill You With Cuteness
I'm starting to get really sad about One Direction taking a hiatus, you guys. What if they don't get back together? What if they all go the way of the Zayn and start dyeing their hair weird colors and fighting on Twitter? I don't know if I can handle that. If they break up, we'll never get to watch them play another round of Tattoo Roulette like they did on last night's Late Late Show With James Corden. In the immortal words of Adele, let me phooootograph you in this liiiight in caaaaase it iiiiis the laaaast time.
If you're wondering what Tattoo Roulette is, it's exactly what is sounds like. There are five boxes that the boys (and James) can choose from. Four of them say “safe” inside, and one of them says “tattoo.” If a member of One Direction picks the “tattoo” box, he has has to get a tattoo reading “Late Late.” If James picks it, he has to get a “1D” tattoo. And I'm talking immediately. There's a tattoo artist in the studio ready to go. Three of the One Direction boys are pretty chill about the possibility, since they've got a million tats already. Harry especially is totally cool.
But sweet precious Niall, the only guy in the group whose skin has remained uninked, as well as James himself, are very, very nervous. It's just about the most adorable thing you'll watch all day — all week, maybe. I won't spoil how it all ends for you, but suffice to say some people might claim the game was rigged to protect the tattooless. I'm not one of those people, because when it comes to One Direction playing games on talk shows and being cute, I want to believe. I also want to watch this video all over again, which I'm going to do now.