The More One Direction Says They’re Not Splitting Up, The Less True It Sounds

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Over the weekend, it was reported that the remaining four members of One Direction would be taking a break from the band for an indefinite amount of time next year, but that they would totally be getting back together. “Yeah, right,” I said under my breath and also in the post I wrote about it. Then last night three of the guys took to Twitter to confirm the news and assure fans that they’re totally not splitting up. “Yeah, right,” I said under my breath and am saying now in this post about it.

Niall Horan was the first to say something.

Oh, Niall. Dear, sweet, blond, Irish Niall. I’m sorry, I just don’t buy it. I also don’t buy what Louis Tomlinson had to say. Those emojis are particularly suspicious.



It’s just a break, guys. 🙂 Promise. 🙂 🙂 Pinkie promise. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Cross my heart and hope to die. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Liam Payne used the word “amazing” a lot:


And Harry Styles said… Oh wait, Harry didn’t say anything. Interesting.

Look, guys. It’s not that I’m excited about One Direction being over forever. It’s just that “a break” is kinda vague. Will it be a fifteen minutes with a snack? A weekend at the beach? A month chilling at home on the couch? Or will it be a year of the guys pursuing their own things and then realizing they don’t really want to go back to group stuff? Even if right now they intend to get back together, by the end of the hiatus that might not be so true. You can’t keep Harry’s hair tied down for long. So I’ll just remain skeptical for now.

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