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Someone Really Needs To Explain How Porn Works To Farrah Abraham And Her Parents

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MTV Teen Mom Farrah Makes Porno 4-9-13

In case there are still one or two human beings on the planet who don't understand what goes into a celebrity sex tape, allow me to give you Cassy's Cliff Notes: a D-List celebrity who is famous for no real reason other than family money (Kim Kardashian), their family name (Paris Hilton), a Playboy spread (Kendra Wilkinson), or giving birth on MTV at 16 (Farrah Abraham) has sex on camera, their sex partner or someone else relevant to the situation “leaks” it, the “star” signs off on the rights to the tape because they realize that getting banged on camera will probably make them lots of money, said “victim” plays the “victim card” for all it's worth by publicly clutching their pearls in horror over the “violation” and both parties in conjunction with corporations like Vivid Entertainment make tons of money off of the perverts who download it.

Still with me?  Good.  Sorry about that.  I just hate to think that anyone who clicked on this article (thank you, by the way) would still be uninformed about this kind of thing.  Now that we're all on the same page, can someone please get Farrah's parents on here with us?  In the words of Barbara Evans, what the friggin' frig?!

Fresh off of a DUI that she took absolutely zero responsibility for, Farrah Abraham is now taking her new boobs and her new face and starting a new career as a porn star! For anyone who's ever forced themselves to sit through any of Farrah's segments on MTV's Teen Mom, then you already know that they're pretty meek, clueless idiots.  Which explains a lot about Farrah's delusional perceptions about her talents, but I digress.  Well even hearing their daughter admit that she filmed a porno with a porn star in a porn studio for money and fame isn't enough for Michael and Debra:

“I think there is no disregard for the individual, Farrah, or her family. I do not know the individual personally, but based on information I do know, he is exhibiting very abusive behavior,” said Michael Abraham. “If somebody wants to do something in private, in that it is not to be made public, it should be respected. Let’s be adults about this.”

 

Yeah, Michael, you're right – some people do film themselves with their partners in private. And keep it private.  To be privately viewed and enjoyed by them and only them.  I guess I'll go grab my self-righteous megaphone (I keep it right next to my soap box) to tell you IT'S NOT PRIVATE WHEN IT'S A PORNO.  SHOT WITH A PORN STAR.  IN A PORN STUDIO.  TO MAKE LOTS OF PORN MONEY.

Ahem.  Again, sorry about that.  Thankfully the porn star Farrah filmed with, James Deen, likes calling out his famous co-stars for totally sucking at life (ahem, Lindsay Lohan), so he laid it all out for everyone to better understand.

“She signed a model release and she got paid. There was this whole scheme — you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating — and I said absolutely not.  I have no desire to participate in any kind of that publicity. And I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, ‘Oh, that’s James Deen, and someone’s gonna call me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s up with this chick,’ and I’m gonna say, ‘We shot a porno and that’s the end of it.’”

 

And for everyone except Farrah and her parents, that is the end of it.

(Photo: KVS/PCN)

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