MTV Movie Award Nominees: Will Channing Tatum Dethrone Daniel Day-Lewis?

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Magic MikeThe MTV Movie Award nominees have been announced, and as usual they seem to be exclusively catered to moviegoers with multiple personality disorder who like Lincoln during the day and Magic Mike at night. I'm pretty sure it was the plot of that show Do No Harm.

The MTV Movie Awards is probably the only award show that will nominate recent Oscar winners while also devoting an entire category to actors who are good at being “scared as shit.” It's probably also the only award show that would give seven nominations to that movie Ted after Seth MacFarlane became the most offensive human being to ever say or do anything offensive in the history of offensive things as host of the Academy Awards. The nominations must have been decided before the Oscars aired, however, because, had they seen the ceremony at the time, they would have never nominated that sexist, boob-joke-making MacFarlane in the totally respectful-to-men Best Shirtless Performance category.

Show host Rebel Wilson is nominated in three categories, as she should be, but the tightest race is for Best Actor. That Oscar-winner Daniel Day-Lewis (He played some president in Lincoln, pretty sure it was Eisenhower) will face off against Channing Tatum for Magic Mike. And I'm pretty sure Channing Tatum is going to dethrone that greedy Daniel Day-Lewis. I mean, Day-Lewis never even showed his presidential abs in that movie. How can we be expected to give him an award?

Also, where do I inquire about the nominees for Best Sound? The Malfoy family will most certainly win again.

Check out the full list of nominees below, and be sure to mark down the show's air date, April 14, 2013.

Movie of the Year
“Django Unchained”
“Silver Linings Playbook”
“The Avengers”
“The Dark Knight Rises”

Best Female Performance
Anne Hathaway — “Les Misérables”
Mila Kunis — “Ted”
Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect”

Best Male Performance
Ben Affleck — “Argo”
Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Daniel Day-Lewis — “Lincoln”
Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Breakthrough Performance
Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Eddie Redmayne — “Les Misérables”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi”
Quvenzhané Wallis — “Beasts of the Southern Wild”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect”

Best Scared-as-S**t Performance
Jessica Chastain — “Zero Dark Thirty”
Alexandra Daddario — “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Martin Freeman — “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
Jennifer Lawrence — “House at the End of the Street”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi”

Best On-Screen Duo
Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson — “Django Unchained”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo — “The Avengers”
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis — “The Campaign”

Best Shirtless Performance
Christian Bale — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Daniel Craig — “Skyfall”
Taylor Lautner — “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2”
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Best Fight
Jamie Foxx vs. Candieland Henchmen — “Django Unchained”
Daniel Craig vs. Ola Rapace — “Skyfall”
Mark Wahlberg vs. Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston — “The Avengers”
Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”

Best Kiss
Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman — “Moonrise Kingdom”
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg — “Ted”
Emma Watson and Logan Lerman — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Best WTF Moment
Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson — “Candieland Gets Smoked” in “Django Unchained”
Denzel Washington — “Final Descent” in Flight”
Anna Camp — “Hack-Appella” in Pitch Perfect”
Javier Bardem — “Oops… There Goes His Face” in Skyfall”
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted Gets Saucy” in Ted”

Best Villain
Javier Bardem — “Skyfall”
Leonardo DiCaprio — “Django Unchained”
Marion Cotillard — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hiddleston — “The Avengers

Best Musical Moment
Anne Hathaway — “Les Misérables”
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez — “Magic Mike”
Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee — “Pitch Perfect”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

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