Miranda Kerr Trolled Orlando Bloom By Making Him Wait Six Months For Their First Kiss

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Miranda Kerr attending Vanity Fair Oscar party March 2014Wanna know how I know Miranda Kerr is the most beautiful person on the face of the planet? Because she made Orlando Bloom wait six months for their first kiss, and not only did he stick around, but he full on married the girl. I will never be that beautiful in my whole life, and that's a promise.

Miranda gave an interview to British GQ, who were understandably very curious about her recent divorce from Orlando. As are we, frankly because it's insanely amicable. But she talked about the beforetimes, when the sex was still good, saying the two of them ‘always had great chemistry', but that she didn't give into it right off the bat:

“One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait six months until I even kissed him.”

GIRL WHAT. I'm all for taking things slow, but holding off from touching your lips to another pair of lips for half a year is the privilege of the disturbingly gorgeous right there. Cripes.

But just when I'd solidified an image of her in my mind as a beautiful tortoise, plodding slowly toward intimacy, Miranda revealed that while she's not necessarily a card-carrying member of the Mile High Club, she's pretty close.

“Sort of. Let’s put it this way, I’ve had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.”

I won't pretend I know what this means, but I am curious how long it took you to get to that point of intimacy with someone. Five years? Ten? Twenty-five? Please advise. But regardless, Miranda is pretty obsessed with being single, saying:

“I’m dating. I’m loving it. Two happy parents are better than two unhappy parents. This is my time to explore and have some fun. I’m not looking to fall in love again quickly.”

You? Not quickly? YOU DON'T SAY.

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