Miley Cyrus’ New Magazine Cover Features Nudity, Mud, And A Very Traumatized Pig

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Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover Summer 2015

Miley Cyrus is on the Summer 2015 cover of Paper magazine, and in great Paper tradition, she's naked and covered in a disgusting substance. You might remember Kim Kardashian's cover for the Winter 2014 issue, on which she bared her greased-up ass and tried to break the Internet. Miley won't break the Internet with this cover, but she has broken my ability to be shocked by anything she does.

As you can see, Miley is naked, covered in mud, and hugging a pig. That's Bubba Sue, her own pet pig. I think it's very clear from this photograph, and from everything we know about Miley Cyrus, that Bubba Sue has seen some shit. Look at that scandalized little face. That's a face that's seen way worse things than Miley twerking on a wannabe Beetlejuice's crotch. Bubba Sue has probably seen Miley twerking on real Beetlejuice's crotch.

I went ahead and found a few GIFs to compare to Bubba Sue's face.

Karen Mean Girls shocked phone


Supernatural open mouth


Joey Friends shocked


Home Alone Kevin scream


I think I'm going to start using the cover as a reaction image all its own. #SaveBubbaSue2015

Since I know you read Paper magazine for the articles, you'll be happy to know that there's also an interview with Miley inside this issue. In it, she shares this gem about how lucky she is to do what she does for a living:

“I was doing a show two nights ago, and I was wearing butterfly nipple pasties and butterfly wings. I'm standing there with my t—s out, dressed like a butterfly. How the f— is that fair? How am I so lucky?”

I'm sure so many little girls grow up thinking, “When I get older, I'm going to stand on a stage wearing butterfly pasties and and butterfly wings, and I'm going to pose naked on magazine covers with my pet pig.” Not many of them ever achieve that dream, but Miley did. What an inspiration.

(Photo: Paola Kudacki/Paper)