Miley Cyrus VS. Billy Ray Cyrus: The Only Family Feud I Want To Attend This Thanksgiving
In news that we can all be thankful for this holiday season, Miley Cyrus started a public feud with her father Billy Ray Cyrus today. Thank the lord. Because, truth be told, I did start to worry this week that the only Miley Cyrus gossip I could add to my own personal Thanksgiving dinner conversation would be about her hair. I'd be lucky to get the green bean casserole passed to me if I showed up with that meager amount of news.
But alas, Miley Cyrus came through with incredibly juicy gossip. She's truly a gift from above, a treasure from heaven, an angel without pants. In short, I hope everyone's giving thanks for her this year.
As you may have heard on the wedding circuit, it's rumored that Miley Cyrus will be marrying Liam Hemsworth three times. One time in Los Angeles, one time in line at Trader Joe's and one time in Chris Hemsworth's childhood bedroom.
However, within just days of that rumor coming out, Miley slammed it down like a some kind of cheap pog. As if she'd have three weddings, she barely has time to find a shirt that covers her stomach and photograph that shirt and upload that photo to Twitter. Puhleasse.
And now she's come forward to accuse her father of making up these these extravagant three weddings rumors because he's bored. (Please know that “bored” is a euphemism for “jealous” in the following quote.)
Now Miley admits she has no idea where her dad gets his information from because she hasn't shared any of her plans with the Achy Breaky Heart hitmaker.
She tells U.S. news show Entertainment Tonight, “I don't know what my dad is doing or where my dad is on the planet. My dad knows nothing. I don't know what he is making up… I hate to put him on blast, but he doesn't know what he's talking about.
“He does what I do when he's sitting in a press thing – he's like, ‘Let's make this fun. Let's make stuff up. Let's get the ball rolling on some good rumors because I'm bored and I can start something.'”
Amen Miley. You put that man on blast, you put him on blast all day long. In fact, we'll all put him on blast. How dare a one-hit wonder start rumors about Miley Cyrus getting married three times. And by “how dare,” I mean “YES!” I'm so tired of the Lohan family that it will be fun to see another family air their dirty laundry. Just keep Billy away from Kate Major. And sleeveless mesh shirts.
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