I’m Starting To Believe That Liam Hemsworth Really Did Cheat On Miley Cyrus

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Simpler times, before blue-dyed buzz cuts.

Okay, I give in; I’ve ignored this rumor for long enough, and now I’m gonna write about it — Liam Hemsworth allegedly cheated on Miley Cyrus. Sorry for all of you who believe in eternal love and purity rings and promising your life to someone before you can legally drink alcohol, but you have some thinking to do. This story started out in the blind gossip pages, and worked its way slowly through the shittier tabloids and up the ladder of believability, and now it’s arrived on my doorstep in the form of an EXCLUSIVE (while extremely necessary, the all caps are theirs, not mine) from Life & Style, so I’m ready to take it a little more seriously.

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She’s a very pretty girl when her stylist isn’t mad at her.

Apparently at the Grey Goose pre-Oscar party, Liam was getting pretty canoodly with Mad Men star and noted attractive woman January Jones. And according to a source, after the two of them left the party at the Chateau Marmont, things got even more heated:

“They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome.’ He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.”

Awwww shit, sons! If that’s a lie, that is a braaazen one! Which is kind of why I feel like it isn’t. It’s pretty ballsy to say they made out at a party if they didn’t, but if they were both wasted, it definitely could’ve happened. Especially because this same source says, “When it comes to men, January just goes for it. She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Ruh-roh. Sounds like a dangerou scocktail. And let’s not forget that this was at a party named for a vodka. So it’s not a stretch that they could’ve ended up a little loosey goosey between these two. Pun absolutely intended. Also strengthening their claims is January’s phrasing — the fact that she kept saying, “You’re so handsome”, which is exactly what I would be yelling into Liam’s mouth hole if he weren’t promised to Miley Cyrus and I weren’t promised to Ryan Gosling. But he is and I am, so I can only keep my fingers crossed for Miley that Liam breaks it to her gently that he kissed Johnny Bravo at a Goose party. On second thought…don’t tell anyone that. That sounds insane.

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