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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Back On, So This Is The Part Where I Eat My Hat

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Twitter picture of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together in Canada July 2013You guys, I owe you an apology. Again. I'm sorry. I was pretty goddamn sure that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had officially called it quits, but I was WRONG. Oh so wrong. Oh so very very wrong because they were just spotted together in Canada. And you know that old saying — "The couple that's spotted together, gets married together." I'm pretty sure that's how that goes.

Even though everyone from Billy Ray Cyrus to me to Snoop Dogg to me to Chris Hemsworth and back to me again was speculating that these two had called it quits, they were hanging out together yesterday at the Jasper Park Lodge in Alberta, Canada and — SPOILER ALERT — Miley did not bring her pants. (It's kind of her new thing, lately; just ask Jimmy Kimmel, or also your eyeballs, which have been collecting data points in this equation for months and months now.) According to multiple reports, the couple checked into the 'luxury hotel' on Sunday afternoon, and didn't emerge from their sweaty Canadian love nest until the next morning. Escandalo!

They were seen, approached, and even photographed multiple times by fans, you guys, so I don't know how I can spin it anymore that they're not engaged. This may be the first time Miley and Liam have been seen or photographed together since June 17th, but everyone knows that the most surefire cure for a case of cold feet is a quick jaunt onto Canadian soil and a double dose of maple syrup right down the old mouth tubes. If you're having any kind of trouble in your ill-advised engagement, that trick'll set you straight right quick. Things will be back to normal in two twerks of a Miley's tail, and all before her ring comes back from the cleaners. Ahhhh.



(Image: Twitter via E!)

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