That Time Miley Cyrus Expected Leonardo DiCaprio To Share His Vape Pen With Her

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Hollywood is a weird place full of weird people. Sometimes I wish I could be a fly on the wall and witness said weirdness, but why go to all the trouble of turning myself into an insect when I could just listen to Miley Cyrus talking to Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show last night? She told a story about sitting next to Leonardo DiCaprio at the SNL 40th anniversary special, and I doubt Jimmy’s been tested quite this much as a host since Justin Bieber canceled his sketch last minute.

The gist of the story is that Miley was sitting “20 feet, 15 feet” from Leo and his mom. Leo was apparently “hitting a vape pen,” and Miley was very offended that he didn’t share it with her. Apparently, according to Miley, there’s an “etiquacy” that required Leo to pass the pen to others. Um, what? Look, I’m extremely unfamiliar with inhaling anything that isn’t a pumpkin-scented candle. But I’m pretty sure no one is expected to share a vape pen. It’s not a joint or a bong or a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips. Also, it sounds like they weren’t even sitting next to each other, so did Miley expect him to pass it down to her like a game of telephone?

Jimmy, who appears to be really digging into the last reserves of his friendliness to get through this conversation, asks Miley whether or not there were drugs in the vape pen. Miley says she wasn’t sure, but she imitates what Leo looked like while he was watching her performance, and it looks very… hmm, what’s the word? Oh, right — stoned. So Miley Cyrus just suggested that Leonardo DiCaprio was under the influence during the SNL 40th anniversary special. Never a dull moment with this lady, is there?