The Internet Can’t Decide If Miley Cyrus Is Making Fun Of Selena Gomez Or Kylie Jenner With This Instagram

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Put on your deerstalker caps and pull out your magnifying glasses, because there’s an Instagram mystery needs solving. Earlier this week Miley Cyrus posted a photo of herself showing off her pushed-up cleavage and giving a pouty face, and the Internet can’t decide which young starlet she’s mocking. Because obviously she’s mocking someone. What fun would it be if she wasn’t?

The two prime suspects in this case seem to be Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. Let’s examine the evidence. Just last week Selena posted a photo of herself in a similar pose, showing her cleavage in what was probably a bathing suit, based on her caption about swimming. She’s also got a classic pout going on, but so does every famous woman under the age of 30 when she takes a selfie, soooo I’m not sure we should use that as evidence.

Didn’t stop Selena’s fans from getting pissed. They started a hashtag and suggested that Miley is “obsessed” with Selena.

Now let’s move on to Kylie. We all know her lips haven’t exactly been looking… average-sized these days. She recently posted a photo of herself in a low-cut top, which also revealed some not so average-sized cleavage. So pouty lips + cleavage = Miley hates Kylie? Meh, I’m not convinced.

I’m also not convinced that this was anything more than just Miley being Miley. The caption might make you think Miley’s criticizing young women who post provocative photos to get attention.

Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? #koomkoomquah

But first of all, that would be sort of hypocritical of Miley considering that whole VMAs performance. And the “Wrecking Ball” video. And just her entire life. I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley was just being honest and asking if pushing her titties up would get her more followers. That definitely seems like something Miley would be curious about. Just saying.