Miley Cyrus Flirts With Ariana Grande While Wearing A Unicorn Onesie In Their New Music Video
In case you missed it, Miley Cyrus recently launched a nonprofit called the Happy Hippie Foundaton that seeks to “fight injustice facing homeless youth, LGBT youth and other vulnerable populations.” You know, like that aspiring model convict she took as her date to the VMAs. Apparently one of the things Miley is doing to help save homeless youth is recording videos of herself hanging out with celebrities on inflatable couches and singing. Take, for example, the video she posted this morning on Facebook of her and Ariana Grande singing “Don't Dream It's Over.”
I won't knock their performance, because I think it was good. I will, however, knock their fashion choices. Really, Miley? A unicorn onesie? Isn't that like so 2013? Ariana, on the other hand, appears to be either a bear or a mouse. Miley can't seem to figure out which it is either, so she uses it as an excuse to flirt with Ariana, telling her she's cute, which causes them to mess up the song. SMOOTH MOVE, CYRUS.
And I'm not just misinterpreting the situation and saying that Miley Cyrus was flirting with Ariana Grande because I'm in the mood to start some lesbian rumors up in here. Miley calls it flirting herself, and Ariana looks like she wants to scurry or lumber the hell out of there. (Whether she's a mouse or a bear determines the style of exit, you see.) She's like, “I just came here to sing and show off my thick-ass eyeliner, not to get hit on by a chick in a unicorn onesie. Someone carry me away from nightmare cornfield immediately!”
Of course, it's hard to feel sorry for Ariana when she totally missed the perfect response to Miley's question about her outfit:
Hey now, hey now, Ariana. Don't you know you should never pass up an opportunity to quote Mean Girls? That one was handed to you on a silver platter and you didn't take it. Also, those ears you have look very similar to Karen's, so I think that settles it. YOU'RE A MOUSE, DUH.