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9 Fool-Proof Ways To Know If You’re A Michelle Williams Or A Michelle Williams

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On this day in 1980, Michelle Williams the actress was born. Michelle Williams the Destiny's Child singer was already 48 days old. Little did they know their names would one day cause people to add “the one from” or “the one with” or “the one who” after mentioning them. Had she known, Michelle Williams the singer might have thought twice before getting rid of her real first name, Tenitra. In honor of Michelle Williams' — you know, that one's — birthday, I thought it would be helpful to really outline the differences between these two women. Because there are a lot of differences, and it's important to figure out which Michelle Williams you are to function properly in society. I mean, you don't want to go around telling people, “Oh, I'm such a Michelle Williams,” when in reality you're more of a Michelle Williams. How embarrassing! And so, without further ado, I present eight fool-proof ways to know if you're a Michelle Williams or a Michelle Williams. The results could change your life.

If designers line up to dress you in their latest fashions, you're Michelle Williams.
If you're just lining up for the dressing room, you're Michelle Williams.

If you're 33 years old, you're Michelle Williams.
If you're 33 years and 48 days old, you're Michelle Williams.

If people raved about your new blonde pixie cut, you're Michelle Williams.
If people raved about your friend's new blonde pixie cut, you're Michelle Williams.

If you have a cool place to live in Brooklyn, you're Michelle Williams.
If your friends own Brooklyn, you're Michelle Williams.

If people ask you what it was like to play a famous sex symbol, you're Michelle Williams.
If people ask you what it was like to stand next to a famous sex symbol, you're Michelle Williams.

If you dated that guy from How I Met Your Mother, you're Michelle Williams.
If you dated a guy once and met his mother, you're Michelle Williams.

If your resume includes the movie Blue Valentine, you're Michelle Williams.
If Blue Ivy gave you a valentine once, you're Michelle Williams.

If you won the World Cup of Futures Trading, you're Michelle Williams.
If you've been trading in on your past, you're Michelle Williams.

If people read your name and immediately assume you're the actress, you're Michelle Williams.
If people read your name and immediately assume you're the actress, you're Michelle Williams.

So which one are you? You're a Michelle Williams? No way, so am I! If you're still having trouble deciding which one you are, just use this simple method. If you try really hard to stay out of the spotlight but somehow can't stop people from looking at you, you're Michelle Williams. If you try really hard to stay in the spotlight but somehow can't stop people from not looking at you, you're Michelle Williams. Is it clearer now? I thought so.

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