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Megan Will Have Her Own VH1 Show

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Megan Hauserman
[Photo: © 2008 VH1]

Yes, folks, it's the sign of the Appocalypse. Megan Hauserman, the bee-otch from Rock of Love, Beauty & the Geek, I Love Money and now Charm School will be getting her own VH1 reality show. Be sure your affairs are in order, because the end could be near…

Seriously, Megan will have her own show where she'll be looking for some rich sucker, umm, I mean, man to date. She says that her ultimate goal in life is to be a “trophy wife” and truly, what else could such a mean & vacuous person really aspire to? If you want to try out for the show, here's the casting notice:

Looking for the ultimate TROPHY WIFE?

Reality TV Star and Playboy Cybergirl
MEGAN HAUSERMAN is looking for a man who will shower her with LOVE and MONEY.

VH1 is casting SINGLE MEN of the HIGHEST PEDIGREE to compete for the bikini clad bombshell from ROCK OF LOVE 2, CHARM SCHOOL and I LOVE MONEY.

If you are a single man with the net worth of $1,000,000 or more, then Megan would love to meet you.

Whether you are a CEO or a TRUST FUND BABY, Megan would make the perfect arm candy for any man…who can afford her!

Please email your:

  • Name
  • Age
  • Occupation
  • Net Worth
  • Contact Number
  • Email
  • And a short bio to…

TrophyWife@RealTalentCasting.com.

When asked how she feels about spearheading her own series, Megan told interviewers: “I feel like this is my time to show the world who I really am and gift one lucky man with the ultimate prize, me. Lily and I have never been more excited about anything in our entire lives.”

Lord, have mercy on the men on the show…