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Matthew McConaughey Officially Wins Most Horrifying Celebrity Transformation Of The Year

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Holy shit. What is going on the set of The Dallas Buyer's Club that's making Matthew McConaughey look like a zombie's red-headed step-sister. Like everyone else, I've watched his descent into dieting madness for his role as an HIV-infected man in the 1980s. But now it's gone too far.

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THE MONSTER WE CREATED! WHAT HAVE WE DONE! HE IS BLEEDING!

Lord Jesus! Between Anne Hathaway eating dried oatmeal paste and Matthew McConaughey eating the souls of young children, it's starting to becoming shockingly clear that we've let things get too far. This is a man who once looked like this:

Now he looks like this:

AHHH! Real Monsters! It wasn't just a '90s TV show. It's now our lives. We've turned our celebrities into monsters. How can we reverse this? And how can we do it fast? Oscars be damned, I need my Matthew McConaughey back.

(Photos: Tumblr, PacificCoastNews.com)

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