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Mary-Kate Olsen And Her Totally Normal Aged 42-Year-Old French Boyfriend Are Moving To NYC Together

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I'm trying to remain calm about the news that Mary-Kate Olsen, sister of Trent Olsen, will be moving just 10 blocks from my apartment. But I can't because OMG ASHTMA ATTACK, I could now run into her just walking around the neighborhood. My odds of spotting her and her boyfriend/father Olivier Sarkozy are especially high because I plan on spending all my free time camping out on their block.

The New York Post reports the following juicy deets about their/our new home:

Obviously he’s into twins. Olivier Sarkozy, 42, the much older beau of elf-like Mary-Kate Olsen, 26, has plunked down $6.25 million for a storied East 10th Street townhouse, which, like the “Full House” star, has a twin. The half-brother of the former French president bought the pad alone, but plans to share the palatial 146-year-old love nest with Olsen, sources said. Sarkozy is buying it because he and Olsen “like that it is old,” a real estate insider told The Post’s Jennifer Gould Keil.

The punchline sets itself up…”they like it because it's old.” Get it? Olivier is 42. That's 16 years older than Mary-Kate Olsen for all you numbers-obsessed people out there. Ironically, despite the age gap, Mary-Kate has accomplished much more in her lifetime. How many musical mysteries does Olivier have under his belt? Like, none.

At least none as good as this gem.

http://youtu.be/pHUpyOlcdLg

Now that you've used 22 minutes of your valuable time watching that Oscar-snubbed film,  move to NYC and join me as I stalk/befriend Mary-Kate Olsen. After all, who can turn down a neighbor. Especially one who follows you around.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)

 

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