Maroon 5’s Adam Levine Is A Huge Hypocrite

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The lyrically brilliant artiste who brought us “Moves Like Jagger” and appears on edgy, non-commercial public access television program The Voice has drawn a line in the sand with regards to MTV's Video Music Awards. This past Saturday, he posted a well-reasoned statement of objection via that most intellectual of avenues, his twitter account:

In which sand is he drawing that line? Is it located near the Hollywood Hills mansion he purchased in 2005 for three million of the many dollars he's made off of being a famous musician people watch on MTV?

The station responded just a few minutes later with this pithy tweet:

Snaps! And yet, he persisted with these cutting retorts:

So raw and honest, that Adam Levine. Which important cause will he take on next? Celebrities who think they can flout the law just because they're celebrities? The excessive pompadourification of our nation's youth? Or perhaps America's over-consumption of oil? He always keeps us guessing, that one.