Looks Like Heidi Klum Cheated On Seal By Banging Her Bodyguard, Now Needs Ice Cream With Jon Stewart

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Heidi and Seal in happier times...

Either Heidi Klum has watched the move The Bodyguard too many times, or she's trying to pull an Arnold Schwarzenegger, but either way, according to Seal it's Klum who went and fucked up the marriage with infidelity.

Although in the exclusive TMZ video, Seal doesn't say that she was fucking the bodyguard while they were together, he does point out that while he didn't expect anything from him (the bodyguard) in the way of discretion, he did expect more class from Klum and to wait a bit “before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”

Well, well. And Seal says it so matter of fact and eloquently, too. You have to love a man who's been burned, but keeps his shit together for the cameras just as Robert Pattinson did on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. After this realization, what does Seal need? Some Ben & Jerry's with Jon Stewart, of course, because as we all know ice cream makes everything better and that's why Ben & Jerry's created their company — for the broken hearted!

While the details on the Seal and Klum divorce are still iffy, and there are always two sides to every story, I guess we'll have to wait and see how this unfolds. Obviously, Klum will have a response to his comment at some point and a mud-slinging match is inevitable. Maybe we should start sending her some Ben & Jerry's now, because she's going to need it, too.


UPDATE: As of roughly 3pm NYC time, TMZ has reported that Klum is already denying the accusation. Shocking.


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