Lindsay Lohan Wins The Award For ‘Worst Ever Attempt To Photoshop Your Ass On Instagram’

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Lindsay Lohan is really killing it lately with the facepalm-worthy Instagrams. First she posts the N-word in a hashtag and quickly deletes it (followed later by a lame apology). And then she gives her ass the worst Photoshop job I’ve ever seen. Seriously, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian have nothing on this lady. She should teach courses in how to be a hot mess.

As you may have noticed, in the above photo, that door behind Lindsay is looking pretty warped. Unless it was designed by Dr. Seuss, I’m fairly certain it doesn’t look like that in real life but is instead the result of Lindsay trying to adjust the shape of her ass in that leotard.

Lindsay did confess to altering the photo in the caption, except she made it sound like she just cropped her feet out:

My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair.

I guess you could say she didn’t want to be caught RED-FOOTED! Hahahaha. Okay, I’ll stop.

Of course, just like with the N-word controversy, commenters didn’t hold back in calling Lindsay out for the very obvious retouching. Here’s an example:

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Wow, Lindsay must really be cursing people’s observational skills these past few days. It’s getting harder and harder to be a total and complete social media slob. And hey, as long as we’re talking about messy photo alterations, can I mention the crappy job she did making the background black and white? You missed a spot around your calves, Lindsay. And next time you pose for a sexy photo, you might want to move away from the messy dresser. And the liquor cabinet.

Why can’t we all just accept our asses for the way they look instead of taking out our dissatisfaction with our bodies on poor innocent door frames? When will this violence end?

(Photo: Instagram)