That Time Lindsay Lohan Turned Down Harry Styles, According To Lindsay Lohan

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Remember that time James Franco wrote that short story about Lindsay Lohan stalking him at the Chateau Marmont? Well, Lindsay Lohan just told a similar story about Harry Styles to The Sun, except it was shorter and contained fewer pretentious freshman creative writing moments. However, I’m wondering if she was inspired by Franco’s story in crafting her own, because I’m not buying it.

Lindsay claims that Harry knocked on her hotel room door one night at 2 am.

“I didn’t know it was him. He was in a suit. I said, ‘Well, you’re very good-looking — can I help you?’ That was it. He was like, ‘I’m Harry. Gavin and Michael sent me here.’ I was in bed. I was like, ‘I’m going to bed but it was nice to meet you.’ It was 2am, I had just come back from an AA meeting. I looked like s*** too. I was wearing a big hotel robe, I had a slip under it. It was not a good look. I was watching some really cheesy movie too. You could totally hear it in the background. It didn’t click who he was at the time. I told my sister the next day and she was like, ‘Wait, are you kidding me? Do you understand? Do you have his number? Can I have it?’”

Yeah, I’m definitely gonna need more evidence of this than Lindsay Lohan’s late-night memory of a good-looking guy named Harry knocking on her door. I’m not saying this couldn’t have happened (JK of course I am), but I wouldn’t exactly call Lindsay Lohan a reliable narrator, if you know what I mean. (Side note: Was the cheesy movie she was watching Liz & Dick?)

Supposedly Harry made an excuse about being tricked by his friends into knocking on the door after they pretended there was an after-party happening there. Do after-parties happen in hotel rooms? Or is that supposed to be a clue that he was lying and actually just really wanted to be on LiLo’s sex list? Lindsay adds, “I saw him in LA recently. I think it’s probably awkward on both our parts now.” Sure it is, Lindsay.

In the same interview, Lindsay confirms she’s dating Russian heir Egor Tarabasov,saying they’ve been together for seven months. Although a source claimed that Egor is “a good influence” on Lindsay, she objects to that line of thinking:

“That’s the one thing in America they always have done with me. If I have ever been linked to someone, they always say, ‘This guy is so good for Lindsay, look at how he has changed her’. I am just like, ‘F*** you’, because I have done this for me. I take care of myself and then they just set it up to fail.”

So, you know, don’t go claiming that Harry Styles would have changed her or anything, just because they totally almost hooked up.

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