Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Don’t Blame Your Divorce On Psychic John Edwards

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Kim Kardashian CryingLast night on Kourtney And Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian continued to stress out about her marriage to Kris Humphries without actually doing anything to fix it. Or rather, she came up with an escape hatch while he wasn't looking.

She called up medium John Edwards and used their meeting as a means to ask for a divorce. All while an unsuspecting Kris Humphries hung out with his sister in New York.

This season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York has documented the very quick unraveling of the Kardashian/Humphries nuptials. While most newlyweds probably wouldn't look too great on film if their every movement was documented, Kim Kardashian is slowly proving that she doesn't know how to have a real life relationship with anyone other than her family members.

Her relationship isn't as strong as she thought it was, and instead of talking to her husband about their problems, she talks to everyone else she can find and simply avoids him. This week things achieved an astounding level of avoidance.

Rather than simply talking to her husband and trying to work out some of their issues, Kim naturally decided to seek the advice of a psychic. And because she's a Kardashian, that psychic was John Edwards.

In a completely natural and unscripted series of events, Kim walked past the Plaza Hotel with her sister Kourtney on the anniversary of their father's death and came up with the idea to call John Edwards to talk to their departed dad and find out if her marriage was a bad idea.

This all went down while an unsuspecting Kris was wandering around with his sister Kayla, who Kim was also avoiding. A move which she justified thusly:

“It’s better for all of us if I keep my distance from Kayla so she doesn’t catch wind that there’s tension.”

Right. And she'll never catch wind of it when the divorce is all over the tabloids.
But Kim was too busy asking John Edwards to talk about her life to spend any thought on her actual relationship. The medium asked the reality star if she had learned from her divorce, which is apparently what her father wanted to know. And almost without warning, she disclosed:
“I honestly feel like I can’t do this anymore with Kris. I feel like I got into this way too fast. You know I’m not happy.”
If there is a textbook on how not to handle marital discord, this little exchange should definitely get a slot in its pages.