Chris Hemsworth Remains Unaware of Miley and Liam’s Attempts to Troll the Masses
In case you missed it, word on the street is that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together and possibly engaged. The reason people think this, in addition to the fact that they spent New Year's together in Australia, is that Miley has been wearing what looks like her old engagement ring. Funnily enough, that's the exact reason I think the whole thing is fake. Someone who apparently knows nothing about it either way and doesn't seem to care much is Liam's older brother Chris Hemsworth.
According to Hollywood Life, Chris was asked about Miley and Liam during Australia's The Kylie & Jackie O Show earlier today, and he basically responded with the verbal equivalent of the shrug emoticon.
“Not that I know of, mate. I would find out through the press. I find out last most of the time.”
Chris Hemsworth ain't got time for that. He's got a wife and kids and a set of rippling muscles to take care of. Of course, Hollywood Life finds it incredible that he would be genuinely unaware and speculates that he's just playing coy, because how could he have seen them together in Australia and not known they were falling back in luuuurve?
My answer to that question would be that maybe there was no evidence of them falling back in luuuurve in Australia because they weren't. Maybe they spent the whole time planning how they were going to try to fool us. Based on the Internet's reaction to all of this, it seems to be working. It's even more fun than all those times Miley would take her engagement ring off back in the day and cause mass hysteria.
Then there are the photos of Miley with a U-Haul at Liam's place. HL‘s anonymous source says she's moving her stuff in because they plan to live together. Uh huh. Sure. Call me when there's a marriage certificate.