Meet ALL the Lauritas That Aren’t On Real Housewives Of New Jersey

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After recently watching Caroline Laurita's brother Jaime Laurita get married on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we did some thinking about the members of Laurita family who aren't on the show. Who are they? Where are they? Why don't they also want to be Bravo stars?

As you should already know, Caroline and Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey are sisters. As you may or may not know, they grew up as Caroline and Dina Laurita. Caroline married Albert Manzo and Dina married Albert's brother, Tommy Manzo, making Caroline and Dina not only sisters but sisters-in-law as well. Confused yet? We haven't even gotten started. Caroline and Dina, along with Jacqueline's hubby Chris, are only three of the ELEVEN Laurita siblings. I give it six months before this reality show is on the air.

Before we get to this epic listing of Laurita siblings though, we need to start at the top. The head honchos of the family, mother Nettie Laurita @NettieLaurita and father Joseph Laurita @LauritaDad.

Yes, these are Twitter active grandparents. Albie and Chris and Lauren and Ashlee and Lexi are pretty lucky…or possibly not, depending on how many inappropriate things they choose to tweet (Likely many. At least for Ashlee.) I thought my grandma was high tech because she has a Droid, texts, and Skypes. Nettie over here has over 7100 tweets!

My favorite?

Joseph Laurita's latest tweet – apparently he's not very Twitter-active these days – is too sweet.

Absolutely precious. I hope you don't think it's too weird I've spent the last two hours stalking your children.

So here we go. In order of the people I have the most information about to the least, because age order would have given me agita.

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