Lamar Odom And Khloe Kardashian: Everything You Need To Know Before Hitting The Watercooler Tuesday

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Hey, some people might catch up on weekend sporting events or actual work at work, but some people (ahem) like to exchange celebrity gossip first thing in the morning after a long weekend!  If you’re like me, then allow me to fill you in on everything you need to know about the latest trials and tribulations of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian before you head back into work on Tuesday.

Lamar Odom got a DUI.  Yes, we already know this.  But what we didn’t know until today is that he wasn’t released from jail until this morning on $15,000 bail and he also refused chemical testing at the scene.  Since I’m not an expert in drunk driving, I believe this is the exact opposite of what you should probably do.  Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

Lamar Odom went home to Khloe Kardashian after being released.  But four hours later, he was seen leaving their home to go rent movies at Blockbuster and eat vegan take-out alone.  He is also reportedly looking very “skinny” with “little to no muscle mass,” according to various drama-igniting, anonymous sources.

Khloe doesn’t want Lamar to return to their home …until he admits to his alleged drug and alcohol problem and gets help.  Apparently, Khloe didn’t even know about the DUI arrest until TMZ reported it later that morning.  And she was pissed, y’all.

Khloe Kardashian also took the Robin Thicke route of “post something on social media to distract everyone” and took to Twitter yesterday to post the following super-transparent-but-she-hopes-cryptic message:

That’s it for now.  It looks like these two aren’t working things out anytime soon.  I have to say, though, that I’m surprised their marriage lasted this long after they rushed to the alter for ratings after a whole month of dating, especially if the reports are true and he’s been battling a severe drug addiction.

Then again, I’m not sure I’m convinced this isn’t all still some Kris Jenner scheme of revenge for her show being cancelled.  Time will tell.

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