Kylie Jenner Denies Making Out With Jaden Smith At Kimye’s Wedding…Sort Of

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Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner shirtless bed Tumblr 2014I dream of a time when we'll return to a world where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding isn't the only newsworthy event in the celebrity world, but I regret to inform you that today is not that day.

There are just so many members of that family, and they were all up to such weird things ! Kim was wearing a head-to-toe Givenchy doily instead of a wedding dress, Kanye was going on a rant in which he called the Kardashians ‘an industry'Rob was skipping the ceremony to cry in the airport, and Kylie was supposedly spotted making out with Jaden Smith. SUPPOSEDLY.

I say that because even though they have a long and storied history of being seen together and rumored to be a couple, like that time when Jaden posed shirtlessly in bed with Kylie, they've never actually confirmed it. And in fact they've denied it multiple times, like Kylie did an hour or so ago in response to the allegations regarding their saliva-swapping.

Okay let's address the phrasing here. That first tweet is…just a statement. And one with improper grammar, at that, which doesn't surprise me given that Kylie and her sister Kendall only go to school a couple hours a day. But what I'm really interested in is the second tweet — ‘wasn't caught making out with anyone at my sisters [sic] wedding'. She doesn't say she didn't made out with Jaden, just that she wasn't caught. Or maybe she WAS caught, it just wasn't at the Kimye wedding.

All I'm saying is that I've played these word games before, Kylie, so your tricksy tricks won't work on me.