Kristen Stewart Caught Cheating On Robert Pattinson With 41-Year-Old Director, Probably Won’t Help With Smiling Issue

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In exciting news for vampires, werewolves and mortals, Kristen Stewart got caught cheating on her maybe boyfriend/alleged fiance/possible husband Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, her married 41-year-old director from Snow White and the Huntsman.

Our favorite photographers at Us Weekly caught the two making out on camera. No word yet on whether they took the action further than french kissing, but we're sure that all will eventually be revealed by insider sources. All we know right now is what a photographer tells Us Weekly and and that is it seemed like they couldn't get enough.”

And that makes sense, because they're both currently seeing other people. So they probably couldn't get enough. It's a common problem when you're cheating. Or so I wrote on my AshleyMadison.com profile.

While this kind of scandalous news makes my heart grow three sizes larger, I do have to remember that Rupert Sanders is married with two young children. Two young children who will probably now grow up with a fear of all men who want to suck their blood. Which I suppose is for the best.

UPDATE: Source says K.Stew is totally sorry about cheating on R.Patz.