Don’t Make Kristen Stewart A Linkedin Profile Yet, She’s Not Officially Fired From Snow White And The Huntsman 2

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Despite the pandemonium that took place last night when rumors started that Kristen Stewart got fired from the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel,  the heartbroken Robert Pattinson managed to dry his depressed eyes long enough to party in NYC. Thank the heavens that he recovered so quickly from that time his faux-girlfriend faux-made-out in a staged publicity stunt.

It's not just any actor who can bounce back so quickly from that kind of scripted betrayal.

And in even more heartwarming news, Kristen Stewart isn't even officially fired from Snow White and the Huntsman and the Sexual Tension. Universal, the people who brought you Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron together in one movie, say that although the sequel will be focused on The Huntsman, there could still be a role in it for Snow White.

Which makes sense, because it's called Snow White and the Huntsman — and not The Huntsman is So Good Looking That We Might Just Base An Entire Movie Around His Vague Character.  So they'll probably find space for Kristen Stewart in the movie. However we should expect a lot of rumors to float around before that on whether or not Universal will allow her to return to the movie.

But isn't it great how interested we are in this movie now?! It's just curious to me that we're a lot more invested in the happenings now that the movie may or may not star a disgraced celebrity. It's just convenient that Kristen Stewart's affair creates so much buzz around everything she and Robert Pattinson work on now.

Almost as convenient that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson both have individual projects (Cosmopolis and On the Road) that need publicity right now.

And in slightly related news, I do want to make it clear that I'm not completely opposed to Chris Hemsworth having a larger role in the sequel.

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