Kristen Stewart Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Seducing Her Co-Workers

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What's that old Hollywood saying about romance? It's something like, “it wouldn't be a Kristen Stewart movie, if she wasn't spending all her time on set seducing men, ruining marriages and generally destroying people's attempts to pursue happiness.” I know it's along those lines. I hear people say it all the time. And by people, I mean the fine reporters at Hollywood Life who insist on turning every celebrity interaction into a soap opera. It's cute how they do that.

Today's scoop? Kristen Stewart and her The Big Show co-star Jim Sturgess have major chemistry. Like Robert Pattinson better watch out because Jim's like Rob 2.0. Minus the brooding and the greasy hair and the gaggle of tweenagers who follow him around everywhere. Rumors direct from the streets of Hollywood say that when they look into each other's eyes, their pupils turn into hearts. Just like in the cartoons!

A source close to Jim tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “Jim was in town last week for pre-production meetings on his new movie with Kristen and they got along really well! Jim is super shy and unassuming, he’s actually a lot like Rob – really polite and he has the cutest British accent. It’s quite posh, just like Rob’s. Jim and Kristen have major chemistry, they really seem to click. They were talking up a storm about England and how bad the weather is there. They talked about their dogs and music. Jim is a really talented musician, so they connected on that a lot too.”

Can you believe that they talked about dogs AND music AND the weather in a pre-production meeting. It's kinda like why buy the cow if you're getting all the milk for free. No need to get so intimate so quickly. Take your time K.Stew and get to know the guy before you talk about the weather.

Because we all know what follows weather talk. Sex. So much sex. Just straight-up sex.  I can't even tell you how many of my friends kickstarted one-night stands by sneaking up behind a guy at the bar, grabbing his crotch and whispering, “it's supposed to be 80% humidity tomorrow which poses a problem for me because I was going to straighten my hair, but now I'm not sure if it's worth my time. What do you think? Do I look okay with curly hair? Ugh why am I even asking you? You're a guy.”

All I have to say after reading this exclusive info from a quality source is wow. This is the kind of juicy stuff that we live for at Crushable. Keep. It. Coming.

(Photo: PacificCoastNews.com)